Oh yeah and today I went to Subway

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and there were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “can I get your number?”

and I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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karleyftw:


is that leonardo dicaprio in the background?

 Ironing like a boss.

 Inception…

INCEPTION

FRICEPTION

I love the Internet.

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mikewasousky:

nots0rdinarygirl:

darkeyed-dreamers:

justasmileforyourscrapbooks:

jackscasualfuck:

karleyftw:

is that leonardo dicaprio in the background?

 Ironing like a boss.

 Inception…

INCEPTION

FRICEPTION

I love the Internet.

^

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